Wednesday, February 10, 2010

quotes i adored... very laughable

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything by Paris Hilton

i think fame is harder when people have something to hide, but I`m very comfortable, and have nothing to hide.. by nicole Richie

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free. by Angelina Jolie

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win. by George Clooney

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother... by Charles Pierce

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform.... by Diane Mariechild

Monday, February 8, 2010

tubuh gebu ku


lihat lah tubuh ku yg seksi.. untuk tantapan umum.. ini adalah U bukan 18sx bukan 18pL tapi U.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

alone

I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
you don't know how long i have wanted
to touch your lips and hold you tight
You don't know how long I have waited
and I was going to tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own
and my love for you is still unknown
Alone
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Alone, alone

Thursday, February 4, 2010

jeles

saya dengan rela hati nya mengaku yang saya jeles melihat teman teman saya sudah bekerja... sbb nya, bila da bekerja, ada duit, bila ada duit, bole beli rumah, bila ada rumah, bole decorate rumah mengikut acuan yang kita nak...

maka saya sangat jeles.. terima kasih..

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

hobi terbaru saya kini adalah

  1. naked di bilik sbb cuaca panas
  2. menggoyang kan punggung sambil mendengar lagu di bilik

terima kasih~

Sunday, January 31, 2010

letter

dear sunday..

i want you to know that im freaking bored at home. the weather is so hot today. i hope someone can take me away today.

please take me to an ice-cream shop. i wanna go to McD and eat their ice-cream sundae. right now im listening to adam lamber: for your entertainment. i hope someone can entertain me :(

yours sincerly
fucking freaking bored
mohamad arif

Saturday, January 30, 2010

a piece of my mind

i just want you to know that you are no longer fun since u dated him.. we're no longer like we use to be. fun, bitching each other around, chit chat a lot, webcamwhoring, giving present to me.. but since u dated him, it seems like we are parting away.
i still remember the day when i called u, the moment u step out from your house in puchong, then we chit chat through phone till u arrived malacca.
i miss the old days...... but since u found ur happiness im just happy for you.. but i do sometimes think of you.. hope u having a good time ya dear fren..

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Anang: Separuh jiwaku pergi

currently i addicted with this song... enjoy the lyrics :)
separuh jiwaku pergi
memang indah semua
tapi berakhir luka
kau main hati
dengan sadarmu
kau tinggal aku

benar ku mencintaimu
tapi tak begini
kau khianati hati ini
kau curangi aku

kau bilang tak pernah bahagia
selama dengan aku
itu ucap bibirmu
kau dustakan semua
yang kita bina
kau hancurkan semua
benar ku mencintaimu

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

berpoya poya dengan teman teman di seoul garden











hikayat seekor lipas..

malam tadi, seekor lipas, tetiba muncul dan cuba menggoda kaki ku, lalu aku mengambil air botol mineral water 1.5 liter dan cuba menghempap nya. apa kan daya, lipas itu berjaya melepas kan diri.. ku cuba mencari cari jikalau encik lipas menyembunyikan diri di belakang almari tapi tidak berjaya..
  • arghhh.. lantak lah encik lipas, lalu aku menyambung kerja ku, mengadap komputer sambil tengok porn. sedang aku sibuk melayari porn, encik lipas muncul kembali, tapi kini dengan ego nya, dia berada di atas meja ku.
lalu, aku mengambil cawan bekas mengisi pen pen aku, dan aku menindih encik lipas, wahahahah (dengan tawa yg sinikal), encik lipas tidak berjaya melari kan diri. dia di tindih dan meronta ronta minta di lepas kan.

OOo tidak ya encik encik lipas, kamo telah mencabar kesabaran ku. sedang encik lipas cuba merontan rontan, aku mengambil Ridsect, penyembur beracun.
aku meracuni encik lipas perlahan lahan. tapi encik lipas sangat gagah, dia masih meronta ronta minta di lepas kan dengan segala kekuatan yg ada. aku menyembur semburan beracun ke encik lipas kali kedua.

sudah ku nampak encik lipas semakin lemah, tidak bermaya untuk meronta ronta. aku tersenyum riang :D wahahaha aku berjaya mengalahkan encik lipas. kemudian, aku mengambil tisu, memegang sesungut encik lipas, lalu aku menghumbannya ke dalam toilet dan aku flush toilet tersebut.

maka berakhir lah riwayat seekor lipas.
sekian

(watak utama: encik lipas)

tewas di tangan aku