Friday, December 31, 2010

birthday wish list

every year, before i celebrate my birthday, i will list down things that i want for my birthday.. whether i get what i want is a different matter.. so here are the list that i want for my birthday

  1. Blackberry Torch
  2. Ipod Iphone
  3. A set collection of Ken Hirai's album
  4. a Kitten (upon approval from my Housemates)
  5. Nike shoes, the green and yellow one
  6. a great body :P
  7. PSP
errr.. basically only that kot.. coz now im not sure wat else i want coz i will get things i want sooner or later :P

Monday, November 22, 2010


i have an issue when it comes to trusting people. i think, wherever u go, or whatever u do, it is for yourself only. when i trusted people and they betrayed my trust, i have no one to blame but myself. i shouldnt have put so much trust on people.

but the problem with me, is that i dun have a reason for not trusting them, but of course after they betrayed the trust i gave them, i wont believe them anymore.

now im taking full responsible for the mistake that i made. yeahh of course people will tell me to blame them (those who lied to me) but what can i do? if i call them up, definitely they will deny everything.

so after this, i will be very cautious and everything is for me, myself, alone.

Saturday, October 23, 2010


the saddest thing i could remember so far is YESTERDAY.. i just found out that i completed my studies, and yet, i dun have someone i can share this with and someone that will hug me and say, congratulation baby, u did it...!! and give me a kiss of congratulation and then tell me that they will be there when im having my convocation :) ohh it just a wishful thinking


Sunday, October 17, 2010

the Platinum Rules

Why you shouldn't date people

Steps 1: Attraction - This is how you met people, because of the attraction, you being attracted with either the same sex or the opposite sex.

Steps 2: Bargaining -The topic that you need to talk with the people since they will be too close to them

Steps 3: Submission - It shows everyone falling for the person that they are doing things with.

Steps 4: Perks - The benefit you'll gonna get when you're going out with someone

Steps 5: Tipping point - The climax of the 'date'

Steps 6: Purgatory - Any condition or place of temporary punishment, suffering, expiation, or the like, after you went through the 'tipping point' stage

Steps 7: Confrontation - After a while you will need to confront with those people explaining that this relationship should end

Steps 8: Fallout - the consequence after the confrontation (either the other people can take it well or can't handle it well)

But, looking back at the platinum rule, I think there's a 9th Step. We'll call it COEXISTENCE. It's the moment you realize that all that anger and resentment just isn't useful. And you start to let go of it. And move on with your life. It just takes a while." It shows the groups of people co-existing in the world.

taking advise from How I Met Your Mother

Thursday, September 30, 2010


its been a while i havent update my bloggie.. and today is the last day im in malacca, great and i miss my bestie frens already :)

Friday, July 9, 2010


only 1 person can make me a headache and i can have hypertension because of her. FINALLY i deleted her..

sigh~ wat to do. its better like this..

now my mind can be at ease... the past is the past and as usual, i wont turn back anymore

Monday, July 5, 2010

say what?

many people doubted me, they think im incapable of doing anything. my voices, my opinons, my suggestion, they take it lightly. u can say im unheard. even some of members of my family think that im incapable of doing anything.

but i dun take them seriously. i know what im doing and im very sure of what i am doing.

but the funny thing is, every single words i told them, turns to gold. it means that, wat im saying is right. im not bragging myself, but i see how foolish people can be. they said bad things behind my back, but at the same time, they use my words for their benefit.

aaahhhhh.. the world is getting uglier. i know that. but i kinda like it this way. coz if you cannot survive, then you're dead. only the strong win. but then again, only the smarter knows how to be strong.

i wasnt born with good looks, or having an intelligent mind, or having the strongest body. but i think im smart in certain ways. i know when to start some, when to stop, and when to be greedy.

many people underestimated me, just because im a laid back person, doesnt mean i do not know whats happening around me. i do. but i just dun bother bout it. but if they make a fuss in my territory, then they'll know how fierce i can be. i dun show my act, i'll gonna do it slowly without any sympathy.

soon. and soon when im capable of doing things on my own, i mean when im working, i'll just proceed my plan. i have lots of things in mind that i wanna do. im gonna make them beg for me, and trust me, when i hate someone so badly, im gonna make sure they wont receive any good treats from me. and thats my promise..

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Megan Fox

im in love with Megan Fox coz she's HOT... HOT.. HOT...!! now, here's Top 9 best quotes by Megan Fox which i like..
  1. Golden Globes, January 2009: "I am pretty sure I'm a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man."
  2. FHM, June 2007: "I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.'
  3. GQ, September 2008: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."
  4. New York Post, November 2008: "I'm obsessed with [Zac Efron]. What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person. It's like Janet and Michael [Jackson]. We are the same person."
  5. Esquire, May 2009: "Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved."
  6. GQ, October 2008: "If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like—you can smell the warmth in the fart."
  7. Comic-Con, July 2009: "I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he's pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair."
  8. Esquire, May 2009: "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
  9. GQ, June 2009: "When you think about it [actors are] kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone...It's really kind of gross."

Thursday, June 3, 2010

i want i want i want

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaving for black jacket and it only cost ya rm150.00 but where to find money ya :P

Sunday, May 30, 2010

kisah si arkitek dan si lawyer

kalau arkitek couple dengan lawyer.. boleh jadi ka? takde masalah kot. arkitek membina, si lawyer mengawal. tapi apa yg arkitek boleh bina? si arkitek boleh membina rumah untuk si lawyer. dan agak agak kalau mereka gaduh, si lawyer boleh laa menjual rumah itu kan.. :P hehehehe

tapi apa yg si lawyer mampu beri kepada si arkitek? si lawyer hanya mampu memberikan kata kata yg indah kepada si arkitek. tapi setakat kata kata, boleh kah menjamin kebahagiaan? haaaa sbb itu laa si lawyer kena membuat perjanjian hitam putih.. waaaaa gheetooo kata nya.

anyway, tak kisah laaa.. arkitek pon arkitek laaa.. yg penting, sama sama happy ..


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

babe, i know im just an options.. so i dun take seriously wat u said.. hey chill.. ur're an options too.. so hey chill

Monday, May 17, 2010

lesson learned

one thing i learned that if you wanna be on top, is that you have to use your sexual appeal to get anything you want.. flirt is the main key. keep on flirting and flirting and flirting so that people will fall for you..

and thats how i get things i want.. i relied heavily on flirting gameplay. i learned this from whom? from PARVATI from survivor fans v favourite and survivor heroes v villains contestant.

she showed me that flirting is the key to control people and the key to be on top. so people, there you go.. my tips on getting to top :D

Sunday, May 16, 2010


setelah sekian lama tak update blog.. ni perkembangan terbaru:

  1. baru beli laptop baru
  2. exam da abis
  3. mlm tadi spending time dengan coursemate sbb pasnie tak jumpa diorang lagi
  4. last week jadi pengapit utk my fren
  5. sedang mencari teman
  6. baru lepas joint majlis doa selamat kat umah jiran sebelah

Saturday, April 24, 2010

di rumah

bila kat umah je, sikap panas baran tu seolah olah kembali lagi...~

asal dok umah je, nak marah, dok umah je nak marah.. haihhhh...

kenapa ya? hmmmmmm...~ sbb tu suka dok kat mlk atau kat kl

Monday, April 19, 2010

and then..

i got my haircut which i dislike coz not done by my cute hairstylist huhuhuhuh

Monday, April 12, 2010


i miss my friends..

hope to hang out together again like we used to

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

im freaking bored and lonely
i wanna wake up in the morning and there's a person sleeping next to me
i dun like being alone
i felt pathetic
and i jelaous seing my frens with their loves one
wondering when can i be like them
i dun wanna end up alone

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Law Nite 2010.. part II

Law Nite 2010 is superb for me..
this is wat i've been waiting for a true prom nite..
althou im not bringing my date, but i had fun
the stories goes like this...
1.00pm- matt, sara and me arrive at the hotel, we check in room 1313
2 30pm- we went dataran, sigh seing before the event
5.00pm- Mega arrived and went to Dataran Pahlawan to set her and sara's hair
6.30pm- arrival of some friends who changed their cloth in our room, Wina, Naddy, Elle and her Bf
7.00pm- Mega and Sara arrived with the new hair setting
8.00pm- we went to the Lobby to meet Lynn and her bf, Shah
8.30pm- enter the Ball and sat at our table,
9.00pm- speech, stand up comedy, performance and dinner
12.00am- event finish, Ammar won Legal Idol singing 'When You say Nothing at All' OST Notting Hills
1.00am- played Uno in room with 2 guest, Dasha and Friend
here are some of the highlights of the nite
  1. Naddy, cried over her make up and hair, coz she's not satisfied with it eventhough everyone is in love wit her hair and make up
  2. Lynn didnt do her hair due to time consuming
  3. I changed 2 outfit :P
  4. Ammar won Legal Idol
  5. im in love with performance by K Fatimah n frens singing 'Nobody'
  6. The food was sOoo damn good expecially the lasagna
  7. Sara almost had wardrobe malfunction
  8. Final Year student are so United and Cool and co-operate with one another
  9. Saw bunch of cute juniors which Sara and matt not allowing me to flirt wit them :D
  10. Dasha attend the event on last minute (with fucking sexy dress)
  11. Deyanna Saifuddin brough her bf and brother which i found cute by doing such thing (just love the family bond thing)
  12. Rozarina and Carol sang together (was shocked to see carol singing like that, thou)
  13. most happening table, of course Jason's table coz they have TOBY on their side
  14. Saw Mdm Flora and husband (first time saw her husband in public, kind good looking too)
  15. Matt, Sara and me slept in room 1313 (sounds creeppy with 1313 numbers)

overall, i really had a blast spending the nite with my frens and i dun regret attending this event coz this might be my last event and seing my dearest classmate

Law Nite 2010

the Team

The Unexpected One

the Gorgeous Lady

the Adorable Man

the Sexy Kitten

the Hot stuff

with my dearest friends.... Miss you and Lurve u all...~ (but wit no string attach)

thank you for spending the Nite with me
hope we can be friends till the end

Saturday, March 27, 2010


my great weekend had just being spoiled by some educated words..~

damn it

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

.... words....

you are not the same person as i used to know
(your words 2 month ago)
you are no longer the same person i know, you have change
(my words today)

goodbye sayang

the first time we met is on 1st may 2009...~
since then, every morning, sharp at 10am i'll be infront of my lapi and wait for you to online..~
but now sayang, u're gone....

and i'm sad coz, you left me without goodbye...
you are so beautiful yet so strong..~
thats what i like about you..

why you end this so early...
now i dunno what to do without you in the morning..
you light up my day, and night...
i look up at you every night and day..

its hard to say goodbyee.,
but thank you for everything

i miss you, mikami..
i shall read you over and over again.
my truly favourite manga....

a tribute to Ghost Sweaper Mikami from

Saturday, March 20, 2010

how to murder ur fren...

this is how you should murder your friend. CAUTION: this is only made up for JOKES. Nothing is related to a real life, and if there's a similarities, it is only a COINCIDENCE

1. punch your friend on his stomach

2. knocked him down

3. make sure he is dead and drag him to car

4. put him inside the car, where no one can see the dead body

5. make sure u have partner in crime

6. eliminate your partner so there can be no witness, also steal her money

7. fight among yourself

lastly: be the sole survivor

morale of the story: when u committed a crime, make sure no trace was left behind.. heheheheheh

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

lesson learned

last time, my ex told me to brush my teeth before going to bed.

coz my ex dun like to smell any bad breath coming from my mouth.

i dun smoke and i dunno wat bad breath can my ex smell.

but now, im getting used to that habit. brushing ur teeth before going bed.

and when i brush my teeth while looking at the mirror, i think of my ex...

ahhhh wat to do, wat to do.. we're no longer together but i still remembering my ex's advise.. coz i know, its good for my health :)

Monday, March 15, 2010

missing... something

Law Nite is just around the corner... i got my tickets already, but im missing a date..
No one, wanna accompany me :( and im sad, so sad

i've managed to gather my close close fren to come that nite and some of them bringing their date.. but im dateless..

where is my date... oh dear, where are you..
come with me for my precious nite...

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland is totally superb...!!

Hands down to Tim Burton..


Friday, March 12, 2010


mohd arif adalah seorang yg mementing kan kawan
tapi mohd arif takkan menyebelahi mana mana pihak sbb dia seorang yg neutral bak kata lain, seperti negara negara berkecuali..

mohd arif takkan menolak jikalau kawan meminta pertolongan
dengan syarat ia tidak memudarat kan mohd arif
mohd arif amat tidak suka apabila kawan makan kawan
kawan itu penting.
apabila mohd arif berada di samping kawan kawanya,
bukan bermakna dia bergantung pada kawan kawan
mohd arif akan sentiasa berada di sisi kawan kawan kalau mereka memerlukan nya.
hanya kawan kawan yg RAPAT sahaja mengenali siapa mohd arif yg SEBENAR

oleh itu, saya bole kata kan, dun judge a book by its cover.
mohd arif tak kisah pandangan org lain terhadapnya
kawan kawan yg RAPAT dan MENGENALI saya, tanya saya dahulu perkara sebenar
sebelum membuat telahan sendiri agar tidak di maki oleh saya.
akhir kata, jangan lah memperkotak katik kan persahabatan kita
terima kasih

Thursday, March 11, 2010

pengajaran di kl

weekend lepas, aku ke kl, melepak kan diri di sana, berjumpa kawan kawan. kitaorg citer2 la pasa muzik, dan tetiba masuk suara org sedap.. Jaclyn Victor, punya suara nada tinggi, Ning Baizura tak mampu nk menyanyi nada tinggi, Siti Nurhaliza plak, banyak menang album terbaik tapi lagu terbaik, cuma skali je menang.. camna tu?

then dia tanya aku, tau tak falsetto (ejaan ntah betul ntah tidak, bantai) tu apa? aku cakap laa tau, bukan susah pon, dia cakap, bila org yg takbley nyanyi lagu tarik tinggi, diorang cover ngan buat falsetto. oOoo agak nya laa.. pastu aku bertanya, falsetto nie, kira nya sama laa ngan suara kepit??? kwang kwang kwang.. sbb sesetengah org yg nk capai suara perempuan tak dapat, so diorang kepit laaa kan suara memasing?? betul tak? heheheheh ada kah? betul kah? benar kah? anda yang menentukan nya

Monday, February 22, 2010

too fat to be true~

Kevin Smith had the Twitterverse in a frenzy over the weekend after Southwest airlines escorted him off a flight for being overweight. Smith posted a series of vitriolic comments aimed at the airline, including this twitpic with the caption "Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!" The airline later apologized for their actions
apparently, this guy was being thrown away from taking a flight because he is too FAT...!! yes people, u heard me, because he is too FAT...!! LoL
moral of the story: dun be a FAT ASS...!!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Survivor Heroes vs Villains

currently im addicted watching survivor and the amazing race
but today will dicuss on the survivor only :D

ok i've been a fan of survivor since season 1..
yes folks, since SEASON 1..
screww you GLEE..!! and SCREW you American IDOL..!!
ok lemme explain a bit bout survivor 20th
Heroes vs Villains

this season, they have 20 people from the previous season
well u can called it as an All-Star season
10 heros vs 10 villains

so basically 1st, the devided in 2 groups
of course, the heroes and the villains
so they will fight againts one another
and whoever team loses, will go to tribal council
where they voted one of their members
its like man eating man :D

after that, in certain stages, they will merge
after merging tribe, they will be againts each other
whoever voted out after merges, will be the jury
the task of a jury is to determine which player they think deserve to win....

in this season, on side of the heroes, would like to see Amanda win..
she's been playing before.. TWICE and both being runner up.
hope she can win big this time..

and for the villain i support 3 people to win this :D

Parvati, Rob Boston and Russel

i like parvati because she's one sneaking, hot ass chic and will do whatever to win..
she's the best female player ever...!!

Boston Rob.. ahhhh i like him after watching him playing in season All-Star survivor..
there, he met Amber and through all the way to final 2 with her..
now he's married with Amber and they hav children together :D
Boston Rob is like the mafia hehehehe

lastly, Russel.. the Villain from Samoa season
self-proclaimed the genius player of all time..
last season he did played the best game ever and goes to final
but lost to a girl.. hahahahahha

so hopefully one of these four players will win Survivor 20th
Heroes vs Villains


when i said i never been kissed.. people wont believe me..
but why ar???

seriously, i never been kissed during high school... huhuhuuhh but i've done lot worst than kissing :D

Potluck at Naddy's house~

Type: Party - House Party
Network: Global
Start Time: Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 8:00pm
End Time: Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:00am
Location: Naddys House, BBP Block C.


Ever wonder how I lived ?? I am finally opening my door to you.Potluck to celebrate the CNY. This is the chance to show your culinary skills and feed us! No dresscode no burden to impress us on your fashion skills ! Come as you are!! ;))) - I am willing to change time based on your requests. This date is not fixed. So any comments and requests ,feel free to express.


how i wish, right now im stranded on a beach~
where the sand is pure white~
and the water is crystal clear~

then i can go laying around

wit cute boys and girls sorrounding me
ahhhhhh it feel sOOoo good


it would be also nice if i can rent a movie
watching with my loves one (whoever that is)

but arghhhhhh

back to reality..

now im playing with my

what a loser~

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

gelodak jiwa

sindrom kepayahan tido, kembali menyerang..
biasa nya, susah tidor sbb aku rasa keseorangan.. lonely feeling
terasa diri nie macam single plak..

single ke aku?
kalau aku berpunya, biasa nya aku senang tido
bila rasa single je, susah nk tido..

aku rasa rimas..
tido sorang sorang..

ni baru lepas buat air milo panas..
hopefully lepas ni, dapat tido.

ni petua petua omputih,
kata nya, lepas minum hot chocolate,
boleh tido da..

cuba je laaaa

Monday, February 15, 2010


saya demam~ dua hari da demam~ dan saya juga 2 hari tak mandi sbb air takde~

Friday, February 12, 2010

getting in shape

Killer Move: The Plank
Goal: To condition your entire core
Frequency: Four times a week
- Get into a push-up position with your forearms on the floor.
- Lift your legs and torso up off the ground so that only your toes and the flats of your forearms remain on the floor.
- Keeping your back neutral and your belly button pulled in, hold this position for 20-60 seconds.
- Repeat for 3-5 sets.
Killer Move: Butterfly Abs
Goal: To work your deep abs while getting a flat, sexy stomach
Frequency: Four times a week
- Sit comfortably on a gym mat or carpet with your legs crossed. Using your arms to support you, slowly lie back until your body is flat, keeping your legs crossed.
- Place your hands under the nape of your neck for support. Inhale through your nose, and raise your chest a few inches off the floor while exhaling through your mouth. Your chest should be moving up toward the ceiling, not bending forward to your knees. This should be a smooth, controlled motion.
- Repeat 25 times, and as you progress, move up to 50 times.
- Tip: Do not push your head with your hands as this puts you at risk of injuring your neck. The purpose of your hands is to keep your head in alignment with your back and shoulders. You don't want to curve your back.

(courtesy of

Thursday, February 11, 2010


jacket: Zero Black Rm 149.00 (size:M)
jeans: Topman straight cut Rm 169.00 (size:30)
shirts: Tee's flee market

skarf at neck: Zara Rm 79.00 (free size)
Jacket: Red Homme Rm 149.00 (size:M)
Jeans: Topman Straight cut Rm 169.00 (size: 30)

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

quotes i adored... very laughable

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything by Paris Hilton

i think fame is harder when people have something to hide, but I`m very comfortable, and have nothing to hide.. by nicole Richie

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free. by Angelina Jolie

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win. by George Clooney

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother... by Charles Pierce

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform.... by Diane Mariechild

Monday, February 8, 2010

tubuh gebu ku

lihat lah tubuh ku yg seksi.. untuk tantapan umum.. ini adalah U bukan 18sx bukan 18pL tapi U.

Saturday, February 6, 2010


I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
you don't know how long i have wanted
to touch your lips and hold you tight
You don't know how long I have waited
and I was going to tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own
and my love for you is still unknown
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Alone, alone

Thursday, February 4, 2010


saya dengan rela hati nya mengaku yang saya jeles melihat teman teman saya sudah bekerja... sbb nya, bila da bekerja, ada duit, bila ada duit, bole beli rumah, bila ada rumah, bole decorate rumah mengikut acuan yang kita nak...

maka saya sangat jeles.. terima kasih..

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

hobi terbaru saya kini adalah

  1. naked di bilik sbb cuaca panas
  2. menggoyang kan punggung sambil mendengar lagu di bilik

terima kasih~

Sunday, January 31, 2010


dear sunday..

i want you to know that im freaking bored at home. the weather is so hot today. i hope someone can take me away today.

please take me to an ice-cream shop. i wanna go to McD and eat their ice-cream sundae. right now im listening to adam lamber: for your entertainment. i hope someone can entertain me :(

yours sincerly
fucking freaking bored
mohamad arif

Saturday, January 30, 2010

a piece of my mind

i just want you to know that you are no longer fun since u dated him.. we're no longer like we use to be. fun, bitching each other around, chit chat a lot, webcamwhoring, giving present to me.. but since u dated him, it seems like we are parting away.
i still remember the day when i called u, the moment u step out from your house in puchong, then we chit chat through phone till u arrived malacca.
i miss the old days...... but since u found ur happiness im just happy for you.. but i do sometimes think of you.. hope u having a good time ya dear fren..

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Anang: Separuh jiwaku pergi

currently i addicted with this song... enjoy the lyrics :)
separuh jiwaku pergi
memang indah semua
tapi berakhir luka
kau main hati
dengan sadarmu
kau tinggal aku

benar ku mencintaimu
tapi tak begini
kau khianati hati ini
kau curangi aku

kau bilang tak pernah bahagia
selama dengan aku
itu ucap bibirmu
kau dustakan semua
yang kita bina
kau hancurkan semua
benar ku mencintaimu

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

berpoya poya dengan teman teman di seoul garden

hikayat seekor lipas..

malam tadi, seekor lipas, tetiba muncul dan cuba menggoda kaki ku, lalu aku mengambil air botol mineral water 1.5 liter dan cuba menghempap nya. apa kan daya, lipas itu berjaya melepas kan diri.. ku cuba mencari cari jikalau encik lipas menyembunyikan diri di belakang almari tapi tidak berjaya..
  • arghhh.. lantak lah encik lipas, lalu aku menyambung kerja ku, mengadap komputer sambil tengok porn. sedang aku sibuk melayari porn, encik lipas muncul kembali, tapi kini dengan ego nya, dia berada di atas meja ku.
lalu, aku mengambil cawan bekas mengisi pen pen aku, dan aku menindih encik lipas, wahahahah (dengan tawa yg sinikal), encik lipas tidak berjaya melari kan diri. dia di tindih dan meronta ronta minta di lepas kan.

OOo tidak ya encik encik lipas, kamo telah mencabar kesabaran ku. sedang encik lipas cuba merontan rontan, aku mengambil Ridsect, penyembur beracun.
aku meracuni encik lipas perlahan lahan. tapi encik lipas sangat gagah, dia masih meronta ronta minta di lepas kan dengan segala kekuatan yg ada. aku menyembur semburan beracun ke encik lipas kali kedua.

sudah ku nampak encik lipas semakin lemah, tidak bermaya untuk meronta ronta. aku tersenyum riang :D wahahaha aku berjaya mengalahkan encik lipas. kemudian, aku mengambil tisu, memegang sesungut encik lipas, lalu aku menghumbannya ke dalam toilet dan aku flush toilet tersebut.

maka berakhir lah riwayat seekor lipas.

(watak utama: encik lipas)

tewas di tangan aku

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


i just dunno wat to do...

help me... i feel ackward

Monday, January 11, 2010

jb jb jb

weekend lepas, aku pergi melawat kawan2 aku kat jb, maka aku tumpang la si rumah azuan (bukan nama sebenar) kat jb. rumah dia majide. Tujuan aku g jb, bukan apa, bukan nk jumpa skandal ke apa ke, cuma nak melawat kawan aku di jb je.

setiba nya aku kat jb, si azuan nie pon amik aku, dia datang dengan karen (bukan nama sebenar), amik aku kat hentian larkin, pastu ajak aku g makan kat mana ntah. kat kedai makan tu, jumpa plakkk si kak mya, mona dan kawan nya. lepas tu, kitaorg lepak2 kat karaoke diva. heheheh karaoke lagi, ari tu baru je g karaoke kat redbox :P Diva ni, ada 2 cawangan je, satu kat jb, satu lagi kat shah alam, ni tempat kerja mona.

balik dari karaoke, kul 2 30am, aku balik si umah azuan. haaa sampai sampai je umah je, terjumpa plaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk Ratu Propa yg bernama samaran Orang Baru (dia ni propa tak konfiden so TL), terkejut si OB nie nampak aku. hehehehhe ada kisahhhh dengan si OB nie, kang aku citer ya. pastu tak sampai 5 minit kat umah azuan, kak mya dan karen call, ajak makan kat Danga Bay kata nya. so lepas letak barang2 semua, teruuuuuuuuuuuss ke Danga Bay,

aiyoooo makan hati kat sana, ramaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai org org comel, bak kata pepatah tu, apa tu, merembes puki?? hehehehe tapi NO...!! aku tak tergoda sbb aku KONFIDEN ada org kat KL sedang menanti kasih sayang aku.. cehhh cehhh cehhh.. lepak2 kat sana sampai laa kul 3 lebih, pastu balik. Masa nk g Danga Bay tu, si OB ni sms laaa si Azuan, tanya dia, sms dia lebeh kureng macam nie "motip bawak musuh ketat aku balik???" hahahahahah musuh ketat kata nya.. ok meh aku citer pasal si OB nanti korang tak paham plakkk

OB atau nama nya M, dulu dia dok serumah ngan aku kat mlk, kitaorg sewa bertiga satu umah nie, aku dengan sorang hmate nie, study, si OB ni kerja nya dok umah sajok, so semua bil bil dia laa yg bayar kan, sewa umah, api air, internet segala, di pendek kan cerita, duet sewa umah 4 bulan, api air, internet, dia tak bayar...!! duit tu dia buat joli sakan kata nya, pastu dia main blah je dari umah, sempat plakkkkk curi barang aku. adoi. pastu pastu ada plak ceritera buruk ttg si OB nie (amboi gosip sakan aku), si OB nie mem propa semua org, yg konon nya, bapak dia da meninggal dunia walhal, masih sihat walafiat lagi.. ish ish anak apa laa nie, bole di panggil bangsat...!! anak derhaka. so sesaper yg kenal si OB nie, tolong lah berhati2...

ok sambung cerita, lepas balik dari danga bay, balik laa umah azuan, aku plakk kat umah azuan tak reti dok diam, kejap kejap ke toilet, nak ke toilet tu, kena lalu depan si OB sbb dia tido kat ruang tamu, hidop da macam menumpang je dia nie heheheheheh.. sesuaaaaaaaai...! dah tu plak, pintu toilet umah azuan bising. hahahah lagi laa dia stress.. lantak ko laaaa labu. nk buat camna, ko mmg LAYAK macam tu..

ok ok masuk ari sabtu, pergi lunch, dengan azuan dan si OB.. pelik kan, aku depan si OB nie, mmg aku TL (Tak Layan) dia cukup2, aku buat macam dia nie, batu di tepi jalan yg org tak peduli kewujudan nya. makan kat Danga Bay lagi, tapi tgahari takbley cuci mata.. banyak makcik2 dan pakcik2 je.. cehhhhhh pastu tu, balik lunch lepak kat umah. petang tu, si OB Gemok nie kuar, naik teksi uolss. kaya plak dia.. hahahahaha aku dan azuan da mmg merancang, mlm tu nk g tgok movie dengan kak mya dan karen. kitaorg tak bagitau OB ni pon plan kitaorg sbb mereka mereka mmg TL si OB. tapi OB je yg tak paham2.

pergi laa ke City Square, tapi sblm tu, pergi makan sup tulang kat Stulang. huishhhh sedapp yumm yumm, situ pon ramai anak ikan yg comel2.. even tukang amik order pon comel comel. hehehehehe... jumpa si Niel dengan anak ikan dia, si Arun yg malu malu konon. wekkkkkk. lepas makan, g CS laa nk tgok movie.

sampai kat CS, kul 10 15pm, sepatut nya kitaog tgok movie kul 10pm tapi da lambat kan, so diorang beli tiket movie kul 12am. adoi lama nk nunggu. sementara nk nunggu nie, lepak laa dulu kat ruangan hisap rokok kat tgkat 5 tu.

sampai sampai sana, terjuma plakkkkkkkkk dengan si OB Gemox nie. dia pon ada, tapi dia sorang je (kalau org da kaki propa, mmg takde kawan), dia pon tgok movie jugakkkkk tapi nasib tayangan dia kul 11pm. aku pon meng TL kan dia, g mampos sama ko gemok. nampak gemokz itu, aku ngantuk, lepas dia blah, aku segar hehehehe.. sementara nk nunggu movie, apa lagi, camwhore laaaa.. :P

lepas abis tgok movie, kitaorg g makan cucuk2 (atau nama lain nya steambot), masa kat sana, kami berempat, aku ternampak sorang kawan sekolah form 6 aku, lupa nama dia, dia dengan family, aku mmg haram jadah takkan tegur dia.. sbb apa? sbb dia percaya kata org lain yg memburuk kan aku tanpa bertanya perihal sebenar kat aku, makan steambot pon kat situ, ramai anak ikan comel. adoiyai cuci mata je aku nie tiap2 hari hehehehehe.. balik kul 3 lebih am.

mlm tu, kak mya, n karen, tumpang sama tido umah azuan :P wink wink* best diorang ada, tak kering gusi aku nie.. hehehehe

ok ahad.. pepagi lagi si karen ni da menjerit melalak suruh bangun.. bingit telinga, dah laa malam tadi tido kul 4 5 pagi, ni pepagi dia suruh bangun.. ingat kan da tengahari, rupa nya baru pukul 9 30am.. adoi gila meroyan perempuan ini.. nak taknak terpaksa laa bangun.... oh ya, si OB nie, pepagi da kuar umah, ada meeting kata nya.. baru kerja call centre nak meeting2 plakkkk ari ahad..

pukul 1 lebih, kami kuar umah, menuju ke city square sbb aku nk beli kasut.. sampai kat sana, terjumpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lagi si Gemok nie,dia ni, ada ada je di mana aku berada. takde life ka???

pastu bole plakkk nk joint kitaorg jalan2 n lunch sama kat CS.. lantak laa. masa makan kat foodcourt, dia nk menghanjeng kan aku, tapi bebudak nie TL dia. yang aku tak paham, si OB ni tak paham2 lagi ke yg bebudak nie TL dia??? atau dia da mmg takde kawan lain, so nak taknak, dia kena jugak tahan kan di TL ? ishh ishhh..

lepas makan, aku pon pusing2 CS cari kasut.. aku nie kalau da bab shopping, lupa semua menda.. hanya yg pernah shopping dengan aku je tau aku nie camna org nya :P aku lupa dunia. aku lupa segala nya.. dan semasa aku tgh shopping, si OB ni tanya kak mya, bole tak dia nk lempang aku (kak mya yg bagitau aku), haaa kalau berani, lempang laaa... kak mya plak dengan baik nya tanya dia, kenapa dia nie macam sakit hati ngan aku, boleh plakkkk dia jawab dia lupa.. aku tau dia actually sentap dan bengang dengan aku. well nak buat camna, da perangai macam hanjeng, kaki kencing, layak laaa hidup macam tu. tuhan balas segala perbuatan dia, dengan dia hidup dalam penuh kebohongan.

lepas abis shopping, kitaorg pon balik, tapi nyempat plakk singgah minum cendol, tapi non-ado cendol nya sbb da abis. adoi. masa lepak2 kat gerai cendol, datang pulakk segerombolan manusia. comel comel group mereka itu.. aiyo ramai org orang comel kat jb, teringin plakkk nak dok jb :P

masa tgh dok minum2, si gemox ni nak balik pulakkkkk... kata nya kawan dia da sampai kat umah, kawan sebontot dia la tu, dah tu, amik budak india. kata nya kawan sekerja, yoOOolaaaaa tu.. watever laa.. ko takde aku pon bahagia.

abis minum minum, terus balik umah azuan, rancangan nya, malam ini, nak ke Beach Club tgok live band, bila malam menjelma, memasing dok depan tv tgok Anugerah Juara Lagu.. aku plakktak minat sangat, so online online biasa je, tapi yang penting, kena tgok performance Yuna. Berhantu lagu yuna tu. lepas tgok Yuna, aku tertido, tak sempat nk tgok saper menang. takpe, azuan bole jadi 'astro' bole tanya dia saper menang.

isnin, pepagi lagi aku da balik melaka, ni skang ada kat melaka la nie. Home Sweet Home

Thursday, January 7, 2010

aku dan aku

mengucap kan terima kasih kepada
  1. syafieq
  2. shahriman
  3. fadzali jaafar

atas hadiah yg di berikan, saya sangat sangat suka.. saya masih lagi menanti kan tawaran hadiah daripada

  1. saranina ismail
  2. muhammad bin izham
  3. fardlin izreen

semoga mereka cepat2 bagi saya hadiah kerana ini tahun terakhir kita bersama ya. hehehehe

oh ya, harap2 ibu saya pon akan memberikan saya hadiah sebuah kereta, kerana menurut beliau (di saksikan saranina ismail dan syafieq yg ketika itu berada di Ikea), beliau akan membeli kan sebuah kereta pada minggu ini. jadi saya harap, bila saya balik kluang, kita akan pergi membeli kerta.

terima kasih

Monday, January 4, 2010

the day...

a few hours before my bday, i received one sms.. and it changed my life. completely. im devastated, and speachless, and im clueless.

its 3am and i cant sleep. thinking of that one particular sms. i thought i knew him well but oh GOD...!!! wat am i supposed to do?????? give me strenght. i cant face him.

wat would u do, if a person that is soOoo close to you, accidently sending sms, that it would change ur life, forever. all this image that he build, gone just like that. i know i dun deserved to judged him but, oh GOD...!! help me. im not sure if i can bare this burden.

i'll make it short, i have this one guy, that i know him since i was born. and he married for more than 20 years. then he accidently send sms to me, and that sms contained something that is so shocking and it might cost him, his family. oh GOD..!! i cant imagined wat will happen?? i wanted to confront him but im afraid.

i felt so betrayed. although i always said i dun care, but i do care coz he is part of my life. arghhhhhhhhhhh...!! im in dilemma.. dilemma dilemma dilemma...

p/s: some information is not revealed coz i need to protect this person interest. some fact my change due to a personal reason